Susanna

 

What is the difference between girls / woman aged:

8, 18, 28, 48, 58, 68, 78, and 88  ????

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.


At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 58 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. 


 At 68 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

 At 78 -- If you take her to  bed, that'll be a story! 

At 88 -- What story??? ?What bed??? ?Who the hell are you???